As a ridge of steady pressure sweeps across the entire fleet of yachts on both sides of the Atlantic – with a number of extended charters coming to an end and overtime yard periods finishing just in time for the battered crew to head straight into the summer season – expect passing tantrums and scattered tears to extend through the weekend and into next week.
–Florida, And Surrounding Regions–
Drinking: Heavy at times, increasing late Saturday and into Sunday morning. Persistent shots breaking midday, but with a chance of strengthening late Sunday night. Take your umbrella just in case.
Visibility: Generally poor.
Waves: Of nausea, preceded by some feelings of euphoria, followed by crashing.
Gail Warning: Sunday night, slight chance of meeting Gail. She is full blown crazy with a chance of developing into a significant disturbance.
Drinking: Seasonal, steady drizzle. Rosé turning to men in the early hours.
Visibility: Fuzzy with illusions of clarity. Extremely poor driving conditions. Don’t.
Waves: Too small to surf leading to likelihood of extreme drinking. Reports of pick-pockets along coast persist, small person advisory in effect.
Gail Warning: Chance of Gail being here too. She is hard to track. Seaside towns may only receive a few moments notice before being inundated with unexpected Jäger.